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pimpbellamy:

ohshitdanisonfire:

pimpbellamy:

if people want to read a book and think it makes them deep fucking let them theyre not hurting you

If I want to make a post on my blog about being annoyed with my friends for constantly acting like TFIOS makes them smart when in fact they are smart in like a billion other vastly more interesting ways then fucking let me I’m not hurting you also I never said I was stopping them

this wasnt about you omg stop

I love how the “it’s a metaphor” thing has just totally become a constant joke on my timeline

Relationships last long not because they’re destined to last long. Relationships last long because two brave people made a choice—to keep it, fight for it, and to work for it. Meanwhile, other relationships fail not because they’re destined to fail. They fail because one of the two, or both, made the choice—to set each other free.
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hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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noodleboycosplay:

Nerds with tattoos: a summary

Unscientific aside; Hermann, if you’re listening to this, well, I’m either alive and I’ve proven what I’ve just done works - in which case, ha I won - or I’m dead, and I’d like you to know this is all your fault. It really is. You drove me to this. In which case ha, I also won. …Sort of.





jacquelinesrumbottle:

lalabauldie:

diannariley:

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Too soon?

Out of all the posts - this may be the greatest.

Not soon enough tbh

I’m not leaving the house but I got dressed go me